| Make mine Large wang!!!! |
[Aug. 8th, 2004|04:25 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  content | ] |
| [ | music |
| | member how i don't have music on my comp anymore? cock. | ] |
ello puppets. LOOK it's actually me writing in my livejournal for the first time everrr! actually i completely forgot i had this until yesterday at LisaB's cheli brought it up. so swizzin. umm let's recap my life thanks i like it. uhh on friday it was pretty lame in the daytime i hadda stay home and they cleaned my computer!!!!!! that's it! no more songs no more pictures or saved IMs or emails or anything!! it's all gone. yeah my computers faster but still! FUCK YOU DELL!!! SO YEAHHH thenn later in the day it took lisa and i like 56 years to plan what we were gonna do .. first we were gonna go to the pool, then we were gonna go play pool at brunswick zone.. but then it all ended up that her and sleez came over and we watched the ring. i think thats onna those movies that you can only see once and appreciate it. its dumb other times bc you know whats coming. soo yeah that went down. i think sleez got pretty annoyed with us bc we have a hard time keeping quiet during movies :-/ opps.. thenn we watched game show networks and it was cute and we had some intimite conversations about boners and i didn't hate it. umm yeah thats cute.. then lisa and i made burnt cookies and they SUCKED LARGE WANG and then watched GVB :-D and sang the daria song. the end.
Thennnn saturday came and basically it consisted of chocolate chip waffles and staying in our pajamas until 530 :-D yayy i love being lazy. but we actually planned our day like 4 hours in advance! yes go us. soo saturday night we went to brunswick zone it was a grand ol time.. we reminicsed on memories and such. we played one game of bowling and it was me, lisab, cheli, emily, ehren sidney, julio, donny and andrew?? but they only stayed a little bit. then sleez came a little later and won skiball of course. and then we went to white castle and threw stuff around and thenn we went back to brunswick zone and sleez's friend scott came and we talked on the phone to people and jus chilled. ya know how we roll. Then after that me, cheli, and fems slept over at lisab's and we defintely played like 5 hours of ddr bc ehren let us borrow his kick ass mother pad. soo yup and we made lots of food and you should probably go take a look through kelly fox's phonebook in her cell phone. you'll be amused :-D yup so we all went to bed around 530 and the end.
Then this afternoon me and lisaB met kellyD jenny bronge, britton for kellyd's birthday at the cheescake factory. it was YUM we had yummy smoothies and threw salt alot. sucks for the next people that sit at our table and goes to use the salt :-/ and nooooowww im here and i think im gonna go watch TV and take a nap. bc this entry is 08137408235 years long and im suprised you're still reading it. you = my hero. uhh cheli fox definitely made this journal for me and wait until you see my stuff later for posting comments. ooh she will make it happen :-D umm bye? yeahthx.
<3LG |
|
|
| soooooo this hfjsdklahf |
[Aug. 8th, 2004|01:03 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  horny | ] |
| [ | music |
| | I hear some banging coming from my 9 year old brother's room | ] |
so this is my second entry and again, it's written by probably the coolest girl i've ever met in my ENTIRE life. ever.
like the new title and everything"
because I certainly do.
serious?
like.
EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you think that's WANG like weiner?? or... PENIS?!?!?!
bahahhahaaha boner.
mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmboner.
that took me about eleventy grillion times to type because I couldn't get it right.
emily: I kinda wanna take my pants off. I'm really hot.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NIGGER!!?
comma?!
more like COMMA SLICE!!! fuck you conley. take 5 points off of THIS!!!!!!!! ::grabs balls:: what balls? hmm.
remember this onet ime when me and ehren were in the car on our way to being lost on our way to brunswick zone, and he said that to a lady about a man's wife and supporting our troops .. it went like "support THESE (grabs balls) troops! up your wife's ass!!" only the mean man heard him and yelled at us a little.. then drove away. haahhahah alright cock. kthxjulio. june 29 was ginny's birthday. ewwwww-uh.
dear varsity and jv cheerleaders and parents. at long last, here3 is our camp 3in33fo3!!!!!!!!!!! 33FUCK YEAH!@@@@@@333 33=the new devil number. ebcause lisa typed it.
LISAG!!!! g like in3 NIGGER!!!!3
jew?!?!!?!!?!?!
jared letto!?!?!??! ::boner:: POP A B!!!
and finally...
MEOW ZORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh wait.
<33 Cheli! |
|
|
| hello |
[Feb. 8th, 2004|10:13 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  thirsty | ] |
| [ | music |
| | the smoking popes. duh! | ] |
hello my name is lisa gifford and i eat smelly cheese as a hobby. would you like to tango with me? tango rhymes with mango. i like to smoke j's. even tho i eat babies. also. my girlfriend's name is cheli.
kthxbye. |
|
|
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
alwayzintrouble's journal